The Baron of Greystone

Hello, my name is Baron and I have taken over the McKay Manor on Greystone Rd. My servants here are adequate for my basic needs. Gail is a fine cook, and she even makes my food from the finest venison. She tends to my wellbeing as she should. Patrick, my houseboy, is a capable fellow. I’m quite fond of him, even to the point of letting him sit in my Lazy-boy chair where I can sit on his lap and watch the news. He’s great at back scratching. I have taken Mokie to squire. He’s a fine lad though he's a wee bit puny. There is a bevy of beauties here as well, Miss Zosia, Miss Natalya and Miss Willow whom I have grown very devoted to. You know how I hate talking about myself; however, I am of a Russian bloodline, and my birthday is January 16, 2023. My weight is 6 lbs. I guess I’m what’s called a Doll Face Yorkie which is highly inappropriate for one of my statures.